If you missed the District 74 Humorous Speech contest on Saturday afternoon, you missed an outstanding show!
The speeches were of the highest quality, but one speaker triumphed over the rest.
Ben Brown from Division B set the stage alight with his speech on his cars, and I'll be perfectly honest: it was flawless.
Well done Ben, you are a speaker with a bright future ahead!

Giant Leaps, Giant Flights, and a whole lot of Criticism!

What do "A lost limb", "A crashed car", "A collapsed economy", "A destroyed crop" and "a lost job", all have in common?
Well they're all good things of course - since they happened to you.
Of course you might have to dig deep to find the positive in them, but that's exactly what our intrepid Table-topics speakers did when Area H3 Governor Andrew Timberlake led the session. He asked all participants to explain why each of these particular events in their lives was actually a good thing, resulting in some rather delicious and hilarious results!

Before the table-topics began, 3 prepared speakers took the stage and delivered speeches from the Competent Communicator and Advanced manuals. First up was Keith whose speech, titled "Giant Leaps for Mankind" was well rehearsed and excellently presented, in a way only Keith can. As with all of our speeches it is critical to find the passion within them, and this came through in leaps and bounds in Keith's delivery. Another CC under the belt.

Ryan's many years of study in two very different topics, namely digital security and birds, allowed him to merge the two through the breaking story of Winston the Pigeon and his historic flight to deliver 4 GB of data - faster than a Telkom ADSL line. Ryan went through the 3 most critical security risks Winston will face in his forth-coming journeys, and what will be done to mitigate these risks. Some of these included specialised training in the art of Pigeon flirtation and Social Engineering techniques, as well as hiring decoy pigeons from the JKCPES (Japanese Kamikaze Carrier Pigeon Elite Squad) to counter possible hacking attacks from Peregrine Falcons.

Rod's Advanced speech required him to "Respond non-defensively to verbal criticism", and "Defuse the situation." He staged a role-play with his wife Ruth and did exceptionally well to acknowledge her complaints and to garner a mutual understanding! Some of his 'mistakes' included not picking up the dog-poo on the lawn to not following up on Ruth's squeaky brakes - He did an admirable job of defusing the situation and keeping the peace!

Andrew then took the stage and participants in his table-topics did their best to deliver the good, from what appeared to be the bad and the ugly!
Ryan explained why "Losing a limb" was a good thing, whilst Ruth explained why her crashed car was no problem whatsoever. Keith gave us the plusses of a collapsed economy, whilst Cheryl-Lynn explained to the farmer why his destroyed crop would work out very well indeed. Ele found she had more time at home after losing her job, whilst Rod explained to his company's ex-employees why their lives, and the organisations success, would all be significantly improved!

Join us on the 28th of September for our next meeting.
Guests and visitors welcome!

A contest of wits

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Robin & the contestants!
This past week saw 5 contestants all vying for the top spot in this year's Transformers Toastmasters Humorous Speech Contest. And slug it out they did!

First up was Ruth with her speech entitled TV or not TV. Her speech was based on the CC4 module, "How to say it", and she cleverly used the analogy of watching TV and the particular characters that we and our kids are exposed to on a daily basis. It was a very well chosen topic, and turned out to be the perfect opener for the contest.

Next up was Mary, with her speech entitled, "What's in a name?" She built her story around her name, where it came from and the misunderstanding it created in various parts of the world. As always she put it beautifully together for all of us to enjoy, turning it into a star performance!

Rod was not to be outdone. His speech, entitled "The best medicine", revolved around the use of Laughter as a form of medicine, and the various types there are. He ran through various examples, and invited the audience to participate. At some points it was not clear whether we were laughing for him, with him, or at him...which is exactly why it worked for a humorous speech!

Glenice astounded her audience, before she even took the stage! Her speech title was a mouthful, and contest chair Robin Prowse wasn't going to repeat it. The title? "The subtle complexities of the birding fraternity, during moments of sheer excitement, whilst all around them lack the immediate desire, for further investigation". And who are we to argue! But then she explained...having a bird-crazy family does have it's up and downs - usually more downs than ups, but as it turns out, she's quite enjoying this new pursuit!
Jerry wove his speech around "Procreation or Survival". It was classic Jerry, all humour, all twists and turns, and all very subtly executed. A great performance from one of Transformers all-time humourists!

All in all it was a great evening, and a big thank you goes to all our volunteers who made the night a success.

And the results?

3rd Place: Jerry Goodman
2nd Place: Glenice Ebedes
1st Place: Mary Byrne

Join us on the 14th for our next meeting.
Guests and visitors welcome!

Women of Worth - WOW

The theme for the meeting held on Women’s Day was not only most appropriate, but both our Toastmaster for the evening, Cheryl-Lynn (who, by the way was awarded for the best contribution of the evening),
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Cheryl-Lynn with her trophy
for best contribution
and our Table Topics Master, Ruth Taylor were both women.

Our toast for the evening, proposed by one of our newly joined members, Solani Bvuma, toasted women as transformers in society.

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Solani toasting transformers

Unintentionally the dominance of women prevailed through the official tasks of the evening. Our Wordmaster-Grammarian for the evening selected a word that should have set a record for highest number of uses in an evening – inspire – and then failed to count the uses. Our Listener’s Corners, making its second appearance on the programme, gave second-time guest, Geraldine Buckton, the opportunity to stump those around the table with questions derived from anything said during the evening. Being an auditor she succeeded with a couple of the questions to show that no one had heard particular statements.

Three prepared speeches were presented. Transformers Toastmasters Survivor ContestEle Mandavha presented a speech fulfilling the requirements of the third Competent Communicator project entitled “My conflict as a modern woman”. She highlighted how closely together traditional culture and modern, western culture reside in Africa and the conflict that this can cause when a woman fulfils her role in a society where both cultures collide. The speech earned her best speaker of the evening.

Glenice Ebedes presented a speech to fulfil the requirements of the first project from the Interpersonal Advanced Manual entitled “Reason, season or lifetime”. Glenice demonstrated that while a competent Toastmaster can deliver an excellent speech it is a different kettle of fish to role play a scenario. A role play requires careful selection of props and the incorporation of props into the role play. A role play should be well rehearsed or it becomes an impromptu dialogue that requires the Toastmaster to be very astute in thinking on his (her) feet.

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Glenice and Solani role play
at a wedding expo

Rod Taylor in his speech in fulfilment of the fourth project of the Persuasive Speaking Advanced Manual spoke of the glass ceiling encountered by women in most fields of endeavour.

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The glass ceiling - Rod Taylor
A few fields are dominated by women but in most women Rod suggested that the glass ceiling is created by the woman herself. She has the possibility to achieve the same as her male counterpart or she should be content at the level she selects.

Our Toastmaster regaled us with wonderful facts and anecdotes about such great South African women as Helen Joseph – anti-apartheid activist, Dr. Rampela Mampela – director of companies and the World Bank and Zola Budd Pieterse – Olympian.

Table topics provided great amusement. Quotes from well known women were given to each speaker who had to tell the audience who had made the quote and the circumstances that has prompted the quote. Not one of the speakers correctly guessed the owner of the quote and resultant stories that ostensibly gave rise to the quote provided many laughs.

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Sya about to stumble
with Zola Budd
Guest Sya Ndlovu attributed Joan of Arc’s quote ”I’m not afraid, I was born to do this” to Zola Budd and provided so much humour that it won him best Impromptu speaker. Mary Byrne attributed Dolly Parton’s quote “If you want the rainbow you’ve got to put up with the rain” to July Garland of Wizard of Oz fame. Helen Keller’s quote “One can never consent to creep when one feels the urge to soar” was ascribed to Batwoman by Glenice Ebedes. Mother Theresa’s quote “I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I wish he didn’t trust me so much” was hung on Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act 6. Solani thought that “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent”, said by Eleanor Roosevelt had come from the lips of Winnie Mandela. Lastly, John-Peter Gernaat thought that the line by Marilyn Monroe: “I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot” was once said by the leggy Twiggy. The audience managed to attribute the last three quotes correctly.

Our next meeting on 24th August is our annual Humorous Speech Contest. All are welcome to a fun-filled evening of certain-to-be entertaining speeches.